Do you consider yourself a cougar? Looking for something to do later this month? May I suggest the Cougar Convention in -- where else -- Las Vegas? You could even be voted Miss Cougar.
Apparently, cougars are a growing breed (which doesn't say much for men our age). There's a large enough market to have at least two of the larger cruise lines offer cougar themed vacations. Think "The Love Boat" but with Betty White falling for one of the Jonas Brothers. Cradle robbing and shuffleboard -- now that's a full schedule.
And just so the cubs -- that's what the younger men are called -- don't feel left out, there's a Cutest Cub in America competition January 30th near San Francisco. Now that has to come with some serious bragging rights and there's an after-party.
The cougar, the cub. It all sounds so Animal Planet. Men have been drooling over younger women for ages and I haven't heard any critter names for this type of May-December romance -- unless gold-digger-with-daddy-issues is some rare Amazonian species.
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I will never be a cougar. I wasn't good looking enough to be a cougar when I was twenty so no chance now that I'm in my fifities. Plus I am married. Oh well.
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