Pull up your leg warmers, ladies. Squeeze into that 1980's leotard. Jane Fonda is back in the exercise biz.
Remember those rigorous exercise videos? A lithe, ultra-thin actress guiding you through a workout boot camp -- no smiling allowed. Millions of us bought into it -- literally. She went from award winning movie star to fitness guru faster than you could chant the "no pain, no gain" mantra.
Her new DVDs are for seniors and boomers. Age-appropriate exercises for geezers and we geezers in training. Presumably the routines will get me to break a sweat and not any bones, tone muscles that long ago lost their fight with gravity and tighten a core area that's doing one terrific impersonation of Tweedledum.
Sounds great! Of course I have to actually do the routines, not unlike the ten other DVDs in my "jeez I feel like such a cow and am going to do something about it -- no, seriously" collection.
I just pray she doesn't try to make leg warmers retro.
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