Saturday, February 11, 2012

Take a Seat, Please

My current nomination for most challenging job?  Designing a one-size-fits-all-behinds chair.  This after a recent visit to a coffee shop where I lost a battle with what appeared to be a perfectly decent looking piece of furniture. 

My demands for a comfy chair are simple.  I would gladly sacrifice "soft" to be able to lean back and still have my feet touch the floor.  As a short person, I can attest that 'tis a rare chair that offers this basic human right.

The chair in question was designed by the same guy who gave us the rack.  If I sat back, my legs actually, well, dangled.  Since the edge of the seat was rounded like a pizza crust,  if I sat forward I felt like a canary balancing on a perch.  

I fidgeted like a two year old and contorted like a Cirque acrobat trying to settle in.  Surely this chair had it in for my backside.

I was mentally designing my body for next lifetime --- long legs, please --- when all became right in the cafe world.  One of the big overstuffed armchairs called to me and I pounced. Well, maybe pounced isn't the right word since by then I'd lost all feeling in my above mentioned dangling legs. 

Perhaps throwing your newspaper at the chair with a cry of "dibs" violates proper coffee shop etiquette but my tush and I were desperate.  Ahhh, now this is a chair!

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