To our demographic -- 50 plus
We welcome you so stop the fuss.
Yes, of course your life's half through
But hey, girlfriend, what can you do?
No wrinkles, no grey -- you still look swell.
For that you'll have to thank Mattel.
The waistline that's akin to Scarlett's.
The cleavage matching any harlot's.
Actually you look fantastic
For an ageing doll that's made of plastic.
A bit of advice to accept or refuse --
Buy yourself some sensible shoes!
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