Saturday, July 30, 2011

Hooked on a Feeling

Don't you think we've become a tad too paranoid?  I ask because I've seen commercials on TV recently promoting background checks before dating someone.

Whatever happened to listening to your gut and female intuition?   I like to think it was Cleopatra's intuition that had her slipping into that Egyptian cotton negligee for Marc Antony.  Conqueror or not, she just knew a hot, hunky Roman when she saw one.  I somehow doubt that she asked the high priests to comb pages of parchment for background info before making her move.

Lest we forget the husband of all husbands -- Henry VIII.  Perhaps it's more difficult to listen to your gut when you're being pursued by royalty.  But let's face it, those women could have benefited from a quick Google search. Don't know that I'd date someone -- royalty or not -- with a beheading in his profile.

My other problem with background checks is that they'll put a dent in our "worst date ever" stories.  Yes, you'll know he's wanted in Ohio for a felony -- definitely red flag material.  But you'll never have a story to tell the girls about his quest for a competitive eating championship, his skinhead politics and his obsession with tapioca.

I refuse to concede that good old home-grown intuition has been trumped by technology.    When that little voice tells me this guy is a wacko, I listen.  Do I really need to confirm that with Interpol?

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